Conversation with SAE

aaaaaaaaaah... remember the good old days, when you did wrong, you took money from your mom's purse when no one was looking, you broke the living room coffee table, you forgot to pick up your little brother from school, you talked just a little bit too much at a family friend's dinner party, you got caught stealing at the local K-mart, you punched your little sister in the face, you're report card spelled out f-f-f-f-f, you was running around the store and knocked down 20 mannequins, whatever the case may be, if you're spanish... you got beat... and this is the convo that will make you say.... omg... that has happened to me!


me: imaginate..her beating you with a belt at this age =]
sae: oh it could happen lol I dont put it past her LOL and correasos hurt at any age
me: my mom would be on some shit like.. i birthed you.. i dont give a fuck.. cuanto cuerpo tu tiene.. you te mato! lol
sae: omg mine too lmao shes like i brought u into this world and i will take u out lol
me: nooo .. my mom's is.. yo voy pa la carcel.. yo no tengo miedo.... porlomeno yo voy feliz sabiendo que yo te mate! lol
sae: LMFAO my mom says that...wow...hahahaha
me: omg ... no the best one... when they screaming at you.. and you cry....
sae: lol them latinas are OG gangstas lol omg imma give u something to cry about
me: porque tu llora?? tu quiere llorar.... yo te hago llorar
me: awww thats gonna be me in time... lol.... og baby!!!
sae: yo the correa after the shower was the worst
sae: yea u the mini og now LOL
me: that shit buuuuuurns
sae: word up
me: the mini og lol
sae: and they dont care cuz they dont feel it LOL
me: o no.. what about.... tu cre que yo te quiero dar.?.. esto me duele ma a mi que a ti....
me: ummmm nooooo nigga! that shit is hurtin me...!
sae: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
sae: yo the funniest shit is my moms, be beatin u to salsa music and talkin in syllables
me: hhahahahahhahaahahahahhaahahhah odeeeee i know what u talkin about!
me: tu- qui-ere- llo-rar-eh? yo -te -ma-to- mal-di-ta- es-tu-pi-da-qui-en-tu-cre-que-tu-er-es?
sae: LMFAO yo we been beat by professionals
me: omg..what about when you make'em chase you all around the house?
sae: they sound like nypd LMAO
me : cono!!!!!! cuando yo te aggare! va ser peor.. te voy a dar 2 veses.. primero por lo que hiciste y otra vez por haciendo me correr!
sae: LMAO yea its the same logic, one time i asked my mom if she ever worked for the police lol
she was like.. why?
I'm like cuz ya use the same scare tactics LOL
me: what she said??
sae: que me fuera pal carajo LOL
me: omg .. what bout the times, you knew you were gonna get beat... and you put like maaaa layers of clothes underneath your jeans and you was ready ...like you was ready to go to war lol
sae: wow thats a throwback
me: hahahahahahahaha
sae: im tellin you and then they wonder why we violent
me: what about.. cuando te incaban?
sae: these kids nowadays dont get that though they dont hit them no more
me: nooo they def dont
sae: incate
me: imma bring it back... watch
sae: you be in the corner praying to get up and when u finally got up you were crippled
me: they'll throw uncooked rice on the floor..dique ..incate!
sae: word lol uncooked rice at weddings makes me cringe lol fuckin flashbacks lol
me: you start walkin like you just got beat with a bat on your knees and you wouldnt only get hit withbelts...
sae: lol i got hit with everything
me: itll be mops, brooms, metal spoons you stir the rice with.
sae: yo my moms broke the broom stick on my back one time i was like 14..came home from bombin da 4 yard..like at 4 am LOL
me: cable wires, hangers, heels, buckets. shoes, blow dryer,
me: the big brolic combs, chancletas!
sae: frying pan
me: everything.. the closest thing was a weapon
sae: omg yo one time she hit me in the elbow
sae: my shit was purple LOL

ahhhhhh..... the memories... how time flies....remember kids, you fell down a flight of stairs... and if that doesn't work... you bumped into the door knob.
have a good day =]