Friday, March 27, 2009

Spanish Resume =]

MARTHA MARIA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS
DE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA
15 South Projectos, Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork wung wung for sero sero

SELULA FON: (917) 555-5555 (today is terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro)

FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999 (just ask for me and they will yell for me)

OBJECTED: Juan day (maybe after dis job) I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine own apartment for teng kidz.

SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at 'Latin Quarta', I shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.

EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.

Deng I learned alot from my tia Juana, she let me quit skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan,Boba,Luis,Chavo,Pito,Cesar,Tito,Flaco,Charli,Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and Yvette (pobrecita, she dunt even nose who her papi iz!!!)

WORK ESPERIENCE: Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and stealing dresses.Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me and his lady 'Luz Maria' caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M. storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio Juan died in my other country and I hadda go to de funeraria. I din't no him, but I hadda go ova dare, you know, for mortal support and all dat. So anywhey, my jefe got mad and fired me.

Deng I stayed home
and sold 'Avon' cosmeticos. I hadda to quik becose I orderd too muco stuff for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng 'Avon' axed me furr de monee I didng hab it.

My last jub was at "Mi Baby Papi Chulo Day Care" I wached all the kidz for all the moders who hadda get on welfel

3 comments:

J-A-M said...

LMFAO!!! i wass ereeding it con un accent y everyting!!! sounds like my tia Anna!

minxy said...

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
thats how i read it 2!

Royal Empress said...

That's messed up. Funny, but messed up LOL :p